where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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