How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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