But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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