We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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