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I wish I only lived at night.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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