He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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