belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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