But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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