So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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