This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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