I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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