Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Alive.
So much puke
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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