Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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