she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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