Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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