You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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