Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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