If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
My liver just had a heart attack.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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