he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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