i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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