there was a trapeze. enough said
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Randomize
