we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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