GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
