You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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