Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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