We're like a lot better than the average bears
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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