Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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