He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
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