I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
What a dumb baby whore.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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