Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
