Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I have fence marks all over my body
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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