Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
tell me about the fingering
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