my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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