If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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