you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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