I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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