Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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