i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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