4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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