She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
