So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You're a waste of cheezeits
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
