So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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