i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize