You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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