you guys were way drunker than both of me
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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