i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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