Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Bring me that man meat
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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