My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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