And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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