well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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