why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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