I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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