we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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