I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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