Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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