Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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