her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I've blown a few things in my day
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
wow bdsm is so cute
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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