how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Randomize
