Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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